21 February 2018 – Black Panther & Molly’s Game
So, yesterday I had a full shift, which meant an hour and a half break … Took the opportunity to buy a ticket for Black Panther, but when I reached the cinema, saw the ‘Now Showing’ poster for Molly’s Game and bought a ticket for that instead … I’m a f**king racist … The show was for 2.45pm … I dawdled a bit, then it came to me that I could catch an early screening of Black Panther, so went back to the cinema and got a 10.45am ticket for that … Thank God I’m not an effing racist … And guess what? Wednesday happened to be my day off for the week and it’s ‘Cheap Seat Day’!!!
Black Panther
I never intended to watch this … I think I mentioned this in a previous post … But there were things that tried to convince me I should … Like reading somewhere that Lupita Nyong’o worked out, like, a hundred hours for this movie … I’d like to see her in an action-packed movie … Then there is the fact that I also would like to see Andy Serkis in a role that does not require him to be in a motion-capture suit … Yet, I was undeterred in my decision not to watch, just like I didn’t watch Deadpool and Ant-Man at the cinema and watched them instead on the movie channels … What changed my mind? When I read the headline in The Hollywood Reporter that Black Panther smashed the President’s Day weekend box office … I don’t remember the figure, but I’d imagined the whole cast of Panther smashing the face of that f**king idiot far-right US president and my mind was sold … I gotta watch this movie … So, Black Panther to me became sort of a political statement, and I was right in thinking so, because the very scene that nearly moved me to tears was when King T’Challa delivers his message to the UN … Humanity will not survive if all humans, regardless of skin colour, belief, status, culture, young and old, every single one of us, do not unite … This is a movie that should be watched by everyone on this planet, if only to serve as a reminder that despite our differences, we are all human, which is the basis of Humanity …
Okay, back to the movie … Marvel has again proved itself to be the master of originality when it comes to action set pieces, be they fight scenes, vehicular chase scenes, whatever … Yes, I can see some stuff borrowed from previous Marvel ventures, the most obvious being Wakanda is actually Asgard or Xandar on planet Earth … The tale of revenge and redemption is well told … When it comes to performances, I’m already sold on Daniel Kaluuya, so, sorry Oscar winner Lupita, Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Andy Serkis and whoever else I miss … The only problem I had while watching the story unfold happened to be the same problem I had with Rogue One … Panther felt a little too long on the silver screen and if I watched it on TV, it would be just right … I don’t know why this is, maybe it’s just me … What can you expect from a deranged, irrelevant movie armchair pundit of a wabbit? …
Final words? A Marvel movie that will move anyone, regardless whether they’re Marvel fans or not …
Molly’s Game
Two words: Jessica Chastain … That was why I bought the ticket to this movie first … Aside from that, it’s Aaron Sorkin’s dialogue … I’ve watched The West Wing and The Newsroom, and though the words literally just went over my head, they sounded like real conversation, like something real people talk in real life, and not in a TV show, or in this case, a movie … It’s rhetoric, but hardly rhetorical … Do I make sense? I’m a stupid wabbit anyway, who cares …
The running time for Molly’s Game, I think, is slightly longer than that of Black Panther, but the flawless dialogue kept me glued to the screen … And to Jessica Chastain’s chest … Erm, girl, you sure got a pair of jugs … Anyway, I watched Miss Sloane a while ago and Chastain delivers again in that and Molly’s Game … But, it’s actually Idris Elba’s speech to the federal prosecutors while they are interrogating Molly Bloom that had me clapping out loud … Second best speech and its delivery in the history of moviedom after Lt Col Frank Slade’s defence of Charlie in Scent of a Woman, so much so that Idris Elba is now at the top of my Top Whatever of Hollywood Hunks … No, I really clapped … I think some others in the room might have thought, “What is that crazy lady clapping for?”…
Final words? Molly’s Game moved me on an emotional level, and the scene where Kevin Costner’s character says he will kill the person who hurt his daughter had me in tears … Best Movie. So Far. Of 2018. … Hang on, Molly’s Game was released in 2017, right? … Oh, well, whatever, I’m a stupid, crazy wabbit anyway, who cares …
10 April 2018 – A Quiet Place & Ready Player One
A Quiet Place
Ohkay, I picked a really bad day to watch a horror movie … or perhaps not … Today was to be the day I hand in my resignation letter and I wanted it to be all good … I ironed the uniforms I was to return … I photocopied my resignation letter … I even wore my work trousers and shoes just in case … But, when I arrived at my soon-to-be former workplace, I was greeted by one of my soon-to-be former co-workers with a salutation that ticked me off … I don’t want to say what it is … Just know that it ticked me off … I had planned to eat there, but after he said it, my desire to eat there vanished with all the hope that I would ever return to that place … So, I decided to go to the cinema instead of handing in the resignation letter and uniforms … My mood was not foul, but it might as well be, not for my sake, but for my soon-to-be-departed co-workers … When I arrived at the cinema, I saw that I had two choices: Ready Player One or A Quiet Place … I saw Starscream and the Iron Giant on the poster of Ready Player One … NO, I did not want them to ruin those for me, so A Quiet Place it was …
Best. Movie. So far. Of 2018. … Sorry, Mr Sorkin … A Quiet Place superseded Molly’s Game in terms of its emotional impact on me … I cried … No, seriously, I cried out loud at the scene where the father drops the axe and says “I love you” to his children before screaming out loud … The moment the axe drops, I knew what the father is going to do … He is going to protect his children and sacrifice himself … I don’t know, maybe it was the situation I was in, but I cried really hard at that scene … A horror movie that made me cry out loud instead of screaming out in terror … Well, I did scream at something … The movie has its schlocky horror moments, but I think they are put in there intentionally as sort of an homage to B-grade horror movies, like, erm, Invasion of The Bodysnatchers??? … Okay, maybe that has a cult following, but I have yet to watch it … As for A Quiet Place, good one, John Krasinski … And your wife, Emily Blunt, for a stellar performance, especially at the part where the mother is in labour pain and the monster is just hovering around the corner …
I think the strength of this movie is that it isn’t trying to be anything else but just an old-fashioned horror movie … Yet, at the centre of it is a story of a family united against an unknown deadly invasion … Well, I suppose the monster is a, urgh, I hate to use this word, ‘trope’ that is so prevalent in a number of modern horror movies … But, you see, I had nightmares after watching The Thing (1982) … In there is a shape-shifting monster … Is that monster a trope? … I think John Carpenter broke ground with The Thing, and so has John Krasinki with A Quiet Place … In A Quiet Place is a monster that is attuned to the slightest sound … The fact that they have to resort to sign language in at least the first 20 minutes of the movie … That we have to witness a fictional world that the hearing-impaired inhabit in real-life really puts this movie at the top of those horror movies considered original in their idea(s) …
My enjoyment of the movie was marred by the call I received (Yes, I talked in the room, but I put my phone on silent, okay) from my soon-to-be former supervisor, so I missed the part on how the mother is able to escape herself and her newborn child from the monster up to the point where the sister is drowning in the silo … The best part for me is the ending … Given the situation that America is in now at the time of writing, I don’t think that bit should be applauded … But you can’t help but feel a sense of gratification over the father’s sacrifice when the mother cocks the rifle, as if she’s giving a one-liner: “Let’s get these bastards” …
Final words? If neither John Krasinski nor Emily Blunt nor both of them win any awards for A Quiet Place, then shame on you, movie awards people …
What? Oh, right … I would hand in the resignation letter right after I watch Ready Player One … Let them stew in their own misery and bitterness a little while longer …
Added 27 April 2018 after reading an exclusive article written by John Krasinki on empireonline.com dated 20 April 2018
“Honestly, one of the most amazing aspects of this process has been working with our incredible sound team. … They even put lapel mics on individual corn stalks to get all these layers of sound.”
And if the sound team for A Quiet Place do not get any awards, f**k you all!!! … Ohkay, too strong … Screw you all!!! …
Ready Player One
Erm, no, I’m not that mean … I mean, I think I should be, just to let them know I’m the kind not to be trampled on, but there was a 30-minute window between A Quiet Place and Ready Player One, so I went back to my former workplace and handed in the resignation letter … I spent the time talking to my former supervisor that I think I missed the first two to five minutes of Ready Player One, but not so much that I missed the opening title …
Ohkay, so it’s not Starscream but Gundam … Robotech, right? I don’t f**king know, my pop culture references right now are a little awry …
However, I was right in deciding to watch this movie after I handed in the resignation letter … There was no bad blood between me and the supervisor, we parted in good terms, and that’s exactly how I wanted to end that brief chapter of my shitty working life … I may not like people’s shit … No, not their big houses or super hot boyfriends, but the shit they lord (is that right?) over other people … NOO, not their big houses and super hot boyfriends, but their baggage … Their garbage baggage … I mean, I’ve got a tonne of that already— … Hang on, hand on, Brainjuice … This is more for your other blog … And so, dear readers, that is my Easter Egg for you 😉 … The URL for my other blog is literally inside this blog … And thus, I begin my review of Ready Player One …
First up, woot! Simon Pegg … I did not know he is in Ready Player One … I haven’t been reading Empire Magazine for a while now, and that is my go-to real-world pop culture reference library … In the cyber-world, my reference for all things Hollywood and beyond is … Well, I have been giving away too much, haven’t I? … You don’t need to know all my shit … This is not the blog you should be reading … Move along, move along … Thank goodness Spielberg decided to keep that pop culture to the very minimum … And instead he gives us John Hughes … I’ve only watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off … And Back To The Future … The Zemeckis Cube, not to mention the Delorean, is really cool … And the reference to Terminator: Judgement Day? There’s the nod for you, James Cameron … In fact, there is more than one reference to T2 … Catch it if you can … That’s my nod to you, Mr Spielberg …
OMG!!! Director Krennic!!! How could I have forgotten about Director Krennic in a movie replete with 80’s pop culture references? Well, anachronistically, I’m not wrong … Rogue One takes place right before Episode IV … And there you have it, ladies and gents, I’m not a gamer, but I am a movier … I have watched dozens and dozens of movies, some of which many times over … And the funny thing is, the most enjoyable part of Ready Player One is not so much the lack of reference to a movie franchise I revere, but the play-up to Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining … I was laughing throughout the scenes concerning The Shining reference … You do not want to be standing in front of the lifts, Aech, for a river of blood is coming your way … And why the hell do you have to end up in room 237??? … I was laughing and laughing as the scenes unfold … I mean, dear readers … If you have been reading this blog to its earliest post, you will find that I hate Stanley Kubrick … That is why I was one of the very few in the room who laughed at the whole The Shining reference …
… Actually, there is more than one reference to Star Wars … I count at least three: the Millennium Falcon, the volcanic fortress reminiscent of Darth Vader’s on Mustafar, and of course Director Krennic himself … But I’m cool with that … They are not so obvious as The Shining, or the fact that Simon Pegg is in this movie and there is a scene reminiscent of MI5: Rogue Nation … Hang on!!! Simon Pegg is in The Force Awakens!!! Now you’ve done it, Mr Spielberg!!! It’s always about you, isn’t it??? Always for the glory, why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!!! … And that’s a nod to your pal, Mr Harrison Ford!!! …
Final words? All in all, Ready Player One is a thoroughly enjoyable movie to watch, and I’m so glad that I was in such a good mood to watch it …
26 April 2018 – Avengers: Infinity War
I racked my brain trying to come up with a review for this for a day and a night, and all I can come up with is …
What? …
A fitting tribute to Loki, though, as that is how I want to remember Loki by …
No final words as I just can’t get over what happens at the end …
Added 18 May 2018
And I thought I should watch it a second time … Well, now I know why I only watch repeat viewings of ONLY Star Wars movies at the cinema … Like I said somewhere, though I find a few Marvel movies very interesting, in the end, I am just not a Marvel fan … It is quite a waste of my RM21 … Peanuts to you, but a lot to me, okay …
The reason I went to watch Avengers: Infinity War a second time was because I thought my review above was just lacking … And you know, that is somewhat how I feel about the movie … I think the Marvel team wanted to go with something different, and although Infinity War is not a total disappointment to me the way Thor Ragnarok is, I felt that the movie as a whole tries to break new ground, but just misses it … 100% for effort, but I walked out of the room the second time feeling nothing … Like what happens at the end of the movie, whatever emotion I may have about the movie just goes poof … I feel nothing, and to Brainjuice, when it comes to movies, that is a bad thing …
I wonder whether this feeling of nothingness stems from the, erm, perception that Thanos is a rather ambivalent character … In some ways, here is where I lost the plot as I do not read the comics … But, on the other hand, Marvel’s series of movies have managed to cater to a rather wide mainstream audience, in the opinion of a wisecracking raccoon wabbit … So, how come Infinity War hasn’t worked on me? Again, back to Thanos … Is he an outright villain, or an anti-hero? Does that matter? Well, I think to an extent it matters, because in the world of superheroes, you want to have an outright villain, the exception being Loki … You get to see his ambivalence right from the beginning … But, with Thanos, where I’m concerned, I had always seen him as this big baddie that was going to destroy the universe … Well, at least half the universe … And yet, you get to see a side of Thanos that is the opposite of what, well, what I believed him to be … Whatever it is, Infinity War has sort of spoiled my appetite for more Avengers movies … The movie does feel like an anti-climax to me … That is just the opinion of a loser hack, two-bit, demented, off-her-rocker wabbit …
Final words? I think that Marvel may have reached its peak and is now on a downhill journey …
17 June 2018 – Ocean’s 8
Well, here I am at the internet cafe, two days later, and time is almost up when I realized that I watched Ocean’s 8 two days ago …
That should give you an idea, me being the consummate movie-goer that I am, of how forgettable Ocean’s 8 is … No doubt, I went to watch it for the stellar all-female cast, none of whom were disappointing … But, to me, the story is so-so … At least, where the development of plot is concerned … To be fair, I think Ocean’s 8 did just as well as its predecessors … The first Ocean franchise were basically a slow burn … In the vast junkyard that is my memory, Ocean’s 11, 12 and 13 are quite forgettable as well, except for the stellar all-male cast … Ocean’s 8 did not surpass this, in the opinion of a two-bit, loser hack crazy f**ker of a wabbit … I sort of expected that Ocean’s 8 would be able to blow my mind, but alas, it did not …
I guess I expected heist movies to be all glam and action, at least when it involved all-women heist crew … Men can go on and just be boring, and everyone will still adore them, but women, we need to get noticed, alright? …
Final words? Did I mention I almost forgot that I watched this movie two days ago? …
27 July 2018 – Mission Impossible: Fallout
What do you do when you’re ahead of the game? Retire? I don’t think Tom Cruise will ever retire … As long as he’s around, the Mission Impossible franchise will stay alive … So, how does one make yet another Mission Impossible movie? Do the impossible? That’s too predictable … Each installment of a franchise has to stay fresh … But, that’s an unspoken rule … So, what the f**k am I trying to say here? Nothing that will be any different from a number of reviews on Mission Impossible: Fallout that are already out there … Not that I’ve read any of them …
So, in order to stay fresh, the franchise has decided to stick with the same writer/director and make Part II of Mission Impossible: Rogue One … I mean, Rogue Nation … And I think that’s how it can stay original, at least for this one installment … Since Rogue Nation’s packed a lot of punches in the action department, for Fallout, I think they’ve dialed up the intrigue instead … I should have seen it coming, in fact I bloody well f**king should have when a character gives the wrong phone, but I was truly surprised when Lark is revealed …
Other than that, I think the most interesting aspect of Mission Impossible: Fallout is that they’ve taken elements from previous installments, and I’m not just talking about recurring characters … Oh no, another impending nuclear attack, and the villains have more or less the same motivations as those in Ghost Protocol … But, the whole execution of Fallout’s plot doesn’t feel like I’m watching the same thing twice … It does feel like a new story, and I guess I have to hand it to McQuarrie to pull this one off …
My favourite part is the scene between Hunt and an old flame … It feels like a proper closure where the two of them are concerned … I sort of get of what happened between Hunt and his former wife in Ghost Protocol, but Fallout gives emotional depth to their departure …
Final words? Let’s see if they can fix Mission Impossible II because it’s the boring one of the lot, and that is not saying much for John Woo …
14 September 2018 – The Predator
I remember watching Predator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger a long time ago … Now my brain, like some brains, is a funny thing … I can recall quite clearly a few movies that I’ve watched many, many moons ago, yet there are movies which I don’t remember much … Predator falls into this lot … I know what happens in the end, and I know how Dutch manages to evade himself from the predator, but that’s about it actually …
I haven’t watched its sequel … Maybe that’s a good thing, I don’t know … I have watched the one with Adrien Brody in it, and I remember that one much clearly than I would have liked to … May not be a good thing …
The thing is, when it comes to the latest installment i.e. The Predator, maybe having watched all or a couple of its successors isn’t such a good thing, imo … As the movie progresses, I get this impression that it is a whole new take on, well, The Predator … This movie, I think, is meant for an audience who have not watched any previous Predator movies, or know at least their cultural references … The Predator takes a fresh perspective, and with that in mind, sort of ruined my enjoyment of it … You see, while watching it, my mind keeps going back to Dutch and his unit, and although I don’t remember much, I know that Dutch’s pals each dies a gory death … That was exactly what I had expected with The Predator, whereas in fact it is a whole new story … It even defines what the Predator is, which isn’t what its nickname is …
Yes, there is a lot of blood and gore ,but I suppose not presented in the way that those who have watched previous Predator movies i.e. me may expect … Most definitely there are tense moments, but because I’m sort of inured to action movies, ahem, tropes (yucks), I was not overly impressed …
On the whole, I think I had expected a horror movie … Why that is, I don’t know, but I remember saying to myself just before the movie started that I hoped the movie would make me jump out of my seat … It did not … Like I said, The Predator is built for a new audience ,and those like me are better left back in the 80s, man …
Final words? Very enjoyable for those who have not watched previous Predator movies …
12 November 2018 – Bohemian Rhapsody
Hmmm, I don’t know how to begin this … erm, review … Particularly because I’m not sure how to talk about one of the greatest rock bands on Earth … My favourite Queen song is We Are The Champions, and I only like it because it’s featured in High Fidelity … Otherwise, I wouldn’t say I’m a Queen fan … But, for some reason, I felt like watching this movie … I’ve only seen Rami Malek in Night At The Museum, and he only has a minor role in that … Apparently Mr Robot is a hit, but I don’t have access to it … My days as a bootleg buyer is over … Then, the other day, I came across a newspaper article which I think is a review of the movie … I didn’t bother reading it, because the headline goes something along the lines of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody is all style but no soul’ …. I’d already made up my mind to watch the movie before I came across that article, so I didn’t want to be swayed by it …
However, the line is stuck in my head … Oh, great, I’m gonna watch something I don’t like … However, I just pressed on and today was my day off, so off I went to watch the movie …
How do you compress a lifetime of events into two hours of meaningful entertainment? Well, you make it like a music video, but with words … I suppose that is the gist of the newspaper article I have avoided reading … At times, I did feel like this movie was trying to touch all aspects of Freddie Mercury’s life, and it quite almost fails … From creating music with his bandmates, to meeting Mary and their love story, to the bit about that controlling Paul, it does feel like Bohemian Rhapsody is trying to fit in everything and, like I said, it quite almost fails … With a larger-than-life like Mercury’s, you can only make it about his performance, and I think Rami Malek did an excellent job with this … I don’t know anything about Freddie Mercury, except for the reason of his untimely demise, and I wonder, as do perhaps some others who don’t know his life story, as to whether Bohemian Rhapsody really captures actual events … After all, it is dramatization …
Nevertheless, I cried at the part where Freddie tells Brian, Roger and Deacy about him having AIDS … I don’t know why I just cried at that part … And I felt what a loss it is to the music world with Freddie Mercury gone … Of course, there are so many entertaining legends who have passed on, but I haven’t watched any of their biopics … Except perhaps … Hang on, I don’t remember … And when they perform at Live Aid, that got my feet moving and my arm swaying in the air … And I sang along in the almost empty cinema to We Are The Champions … Perhaps this isn’t the movie to watch if you’re expecting a gritty look into Freddie Mercury’s coloured history, so no, it may not have soul, but it does have heart …
Final words? Bohemian Rhapsody got me crying and singing, so that’s good, isn’t it? …
26 November 2018 – Ralph Breaks the Internet
Woe betide me … I had to have tea at Starbucks, mainly because I wanted to use the Wi-Fi, but the connection was so damn crappy that I abandoned downloading a new mobile game and made it to the cinema just in time to hear the Mouse whistling his Steamboat Willie tune … But, what happened was that my bladder suddenly kicked its way around while I was watching the movie and had to leave to go to the damn toilet at Vanellope’s song-and-dance routine … I figured that was the best time to interrupt my viewing pleasure since, well, I don’t want to listen to some silly old Disney song anyway … But, I think I missed a crucial moment because when I got back, Vanellope expresses her desire to stay at Slaughter Race and Ralph overhears that … What did I miss? I hope not too much though …
But, having missed that part, did it affect my viewing experience of Ralph Breaks the Internet as a whole? Urrrggghhh, well, like I said, woe betide me, I just had to have f**king tea (with lots of sugar in it) just before the movie, and the need to go the loo overpowered me about half an hour into the movie, that all I could think of was the toilet …
The thing is, I only have one day of break per week, and I can’t use up another break day to re-watch this movie because my job drains everything out of me that I need my break day to just chill and not do anything … So, here goes a review as untainted as possible by stupid bathroom visit …
Wreck-It Ralph is really so good that if any sequel were to be made, it should not try to surpass that greatness … And I think Ralph Breaks the Internet has just done that … I guess some of us have this opinion that sequels should break new ground, in a manner of speaking … But, maybe it shouldn’t … All a sequel needs to do is tell a new story … Is Ralph Breaks the Internet a new story? Yes … Is it told in the same way as the first one? Well, all stories are told in one form only, right? … Most importantly, does it have the same impact as the first one? Errrmmm, well, not for me … Sorry, people at Disney … Hate to break it to you (maybe I shouldn’t use the word ‘break’), but Ralph Breaks the Internet hasn’t made the same impact on me as did Wreck-It Ralph … Yeah, the part where Ralph tells us what friendship means got a tear out of me, but I think if it was another movie, it would have gotten the same tear out of me as well …
Damn that tea … If my brain was really focused on the movie and not my screaming bladder, I could have enjoyed it more … erm, perhaps? Dunno, because I don’t intend to repeat the experience … And so, for me, Ralph Breaks the Internet hasn’t quite broken the old sequel curse … I think if I watch it and haven’t watched Wreck-It Ralph, I might have enjoyed it so much more that I’d be curious to watch Wreck-It Ralph and finding that the second movie actually compliments the first one, so maybe it works in an inverse sort of way, which actually counteracts the sequel curse in a mind-warping sort of way, if I make any sense here …
Frankly speaking, I find the storytelling in Wreck-It Ralph much more compelling (no need to use stuffy words like ‘narrative’ here) … Having said that, Ralph Breaks the Internet should stand on its own and not in the shadow of its predecessor, then that makes it a roaring success … The second movie is a whole new experience and has nothing to do with the first one …
Hmmm, nearly one-third of this review is dedicated to stupid bladder, so final words? Don’t drink and watch movie … Bad final words … Final words? Ralph Breaks the Internet is good, so good that if you haven’t watched Wreck-It Ralph, that would have been better …
31 January 2019
To round up things, this year has been a rather sombre affair with regards to my relationship to the movies … I don’t think it’s some fugacious film fug … Well, I’d recently watched Infinity War on TV and I found that I enjoyed it more on the small screen … I was able to appreciate the movie as a whole rather than the sum of its parts – the dramatic scenes, the action scenes, and the, erm, humour, I suppose … I also managed to watch A Quiet Place on TV and yeah, that scene where the father drops the axe and says “I love you” to his children still gets me …
Maybe it’s come to a point where I’d just rather watch movies on TV … I won’t say it’s because I’m growing older … Older people than me still enjoy going to the movies … It’s just me, really … What this means is that Brainjuice’s Annual Movie Review is … Hmmm, well, I’d still go the the cinema but don’t expect sensational reviews … In fact, don’t expect anything … Just hope that 2019 proves to be a good year for movies …
NOTE: All movie reviews are written solely based on Brainjuice’s opinions. Unless absolutely necessary, these opinions are formed by Brainjuice alone and not based on the opinions offered by other movie review sites and/or movie critics, unless mentioned.